This is What Happens

Becky Sales: I'm just gonna run on stage while there preforming and dance around a bit, okay?
Security: Sure thing! Have a lovely time!
Little Girl: Hi Harry, I'm going to interrupt your solo to touch your crotch! Is that alright?
Security: Oh definitely. I don't see anything wrong with this.
Anybody else: I would like to make eye contact with-
Security: IF YOU DARE TOUCH THEM WE WILL RIP YOUR FINGERS OFF ONE BY ONE. DO YOU HEAR ME?! DON'T EVEN BREATHE THEIR AIR.